Well, bravo!

You have proven that you are of legal age to view my site.

Now take a step further, cross the threshold and enter my domain.

Crawl to me naked, while I sit on my throne.

Kneel and lick the soles of my feet.

Seek solace in knowing that I, and I alone, am your ruler, your Mistress, your Goddess.

Bask in my glory.